Weight: 119 lbs
Age: 22
Eyes: Greyish-blue, small
Connection: 6th form college friend
Background
Known trait: Has scatty speaking patterns
Shelee is a newcomer to Monkey Muso Madness, and is another alumni from the same school and 6th form like Robi, Lauren, LuAnn and many others. Her pale skin, darkly made up eyes, black attire and frequent fits of depression makes her a hallmark goth, but she has perkier moments. Shelee has a terrific sense of humour, with a rather caustic and dry wit having the ability to speak her mind with ease, which is useful for her chosen profession in law. She also has silly mannerisms and has absurd observations and phrases which has induced hilarity but also belies what seems to be a damaged individual. Shelee has admitted to making a fair share of bad choices in her life and is not proud of them, hence her depression, but prefers not to delve into that too much. Shelee is highly sexed, occasionally complaining that she hasn't had any for a while, and even asks people the last time they had sex, which kind of offended Rocky when he was asked. Shelee likes poking people, but can sometimes worry if she's hated or not. Luckily, she's met tolerant folk in the Monkey Idiot Peanuts.
Most likely to say: (in Irish accent) "Ah cam on naow!" (Oh come on now)
• Shelee studied law like Minky and Lauren, and has recently become a qualified barrister.
• She is Irish, with her roots coming from Cork. She also has an older sister and younger twin brothers.
• Her best features are her eyes and smile, and her gorgeous feet, which are slender and has pink toes and soles.
• Her laugh is like a loud cackle, and loves a good joke-around. Enjoys surrealist stand-up comedy, particularly from Dylan Moran.
• Though straight as a needle, she's involved in the lesbian-gay scene, and has even coined a term for a race of "super-homosexuals".
• Hates Crysta: The Chimp's generally despised recent ex. Has cruelly said she looks like "a Cabbage Patch doll on collagen implants".
• While she gets on with them, her opinions on fellow "groupies" Robi and Lauren vary depending on the day, and what they do.
• Morbidness runs in her family: Shelee's older sister works at a mortuary as an undertaker.